Oppenheimer’s Ballsack
The official almanac of the Oppenheimer’s Ballsack fantasy football league — champions, records, rivalries, and shame.
The official almanac of the Oppenheimer’s Ballsack fantasy football league — champions, records, rivalries, and shame.
The league’s running feuds, and the ledger to prove them.
The league’s running feuds, and the ledger to prove them.
rockpil3 vs ziggitycricket
Six meetings across three seasons — more than any other pair in the league — and ziggitycricket holds it 4-2. The one that stings is Week 1 of 2024, decided by 0.22 points, still the third-closest game in league history. rockpil3 took the 2023 title in the middle of this run and has never once led the series.
rockpil3 vs nomerci
The league's only two champions — rockpil3 in 2023, nomerci11 in 2024 and 2025 — and each has ended the other's season on the way to a ring. rockpil3 knocked nomerci11 out in the first round of the 2023 bracket and won it. nomerci11 returned the favour in the 2025 semifinal, beating an 11-3 rockpil3 from a 5-9 seed and taking the title a week later. The ledger below is regular season only, where rockpil3 leads 4-1; the games that actually decided anything aren't in it.
rockpil3 vs MudDogs69420
Four meetings, dead even at 2-2, and an average margin of 14.21 — the tightest even-record pairing in the league. Two of the four were decided by under three points: Week 6 of 2023 by 1.74, Week 5 of 2024 by 2.92. TitsGrande has finished last in the league once and still can't be shaken off here.
solovolo vs MudDogs69420
solovolo leads 3-1 and has been outscored doing it — 520.56 to 521.46 across the four games. The average margin of 10.59 is the smallest of any pairing in league history, and Week 2 of 2024 came down to 0.56 points. TitsGrande has the better scoring case and the worse record, which is its own kind of grievance.
nomerci vs Samej
Every meeting between these two has landed inside 15 points. nomerci11 — the league's only two-time champion, 2024 and 2025 — leads 3-1, but Samej took the most recent one in Week 5 of 2025 by 6.38. Average margin 10.68, second-closest in the league.